Another day, another dollar

Yep, the stories go on and on. I’ll amuse myself telling tales and when you get sick of them, let me know 🙂

The person in this story isn’t a patient, although they seem to feel themselves at home in our hospital. Confidentiality isn’t really an issue here so using his name doesn’t concern me; although his surname, which would be more useful, is unknown. What fascinates me about this man is his brazenness! Not a word often used but totally applicable in this case. Bold, no shame, confident, aggressive, a real pain in the butt might be other terms equally suited. This man came up at our staff meeting today. This is a very rare occurrence; an individual being named in a staff meeting. Actually I don’t think it’s happened more than once before, and then for a very regular patient having treatments all over the hospital with the aim of improving provision of services.

So, why? Turns out this guy has been harassing staff all over the hospital. I’d been around once on night shift when he came into our retail pharmacy (out the front of the hospital dispensary) and it wasn’t pleasant. Staff reported he was swearing at and abusing pharmacy assistants and pharmacists alike including racial abuse to our gorgeous Asian pharmacist, and extremely inappropriate abuse to all of the women. Then he was tampering with products indicating no intention to buy (that’s the high brow description, attempting to steal is the other version) and generally being a big nuisance. They had to dedicate a staff member just to watch him, and when he saw that he got more aggressive and started on the poor unfortunate girl watching, then the pregnant pharmacy assistant. At which point the girls naturally wanted a fella out the front to try to get this guy out, but I think the guy they dragged out from the dispensary was more terrified than they were! At which point I found out that I don’t actually know how to call for security! No one has ever showed me! Dulp! In the end he took himself off, but since then its become a semi-regular occurrence that he comes in and makes a scene, so now in staff meeting we’re informed that not only have the police been involved with this drug-using, homeless guy in these subsequent incidents, but he is now officially banned from the pharmacy!

But wait…there’s more! Concurrent to these incidents, but not knowing it was the same person, I’d been made aware of a man who had walked right in the door of ED, straight into the patients toilets, and preceding to shoot up whatever drugs it was that he had on him at the time! He was interrupted with a needle in his vein and had to be dragged out and kicked out the door by police!! So there was a general alert put out: if you see this man, alert security and the police and don’t approach him directly; drug users are notorious for using syringes, clean or otherwise, used or otherwise as weapons, which ends badly. FYI this is the reason why its strongly recommended that all pharmacists are vaccinated against hepatitis A and B. It may be overkill but better safe than sorry if a pharmacy hold-up goes south. Next day? Back again, now in the ridiculous comic “disguise” of a sombrero and aviators!! Seriously dude? Where are you going with this? Luckily the triage nurse recognised him, called out his name and told him she’d call the police, so he did a cool, calm and collected about-face and sauntered on out again! Too bad he hasn’t been banned from the hospital, too bad for us I mean, but I guess hospitals can’t really ban folks, something about ethics I guess.

Next? A man, unknowingly the same man, now onto trick number 3 walks through the main entrance of the hospital, catches the lift up to the 5th level, walks into a patient room, into the bathroom, and has a shower!! Yes, he helps himself to a shower, then, wait for it…he tucks himself into bed!!! I’m still boggled at the nerve of someone to walk into a hospital like you belong, and just make yourself completely at home where you aren’t meant to be! So once again, police. They must get wretched tired of this gig!

So, now that everyone has finally come onto the same page (reminder of the importance of informing up the line about incidents) what is the sum decision? Banned from our pharmacy, alerts out for ED and the ward, and a letter sent to his home about the above. But hold the phone, isn’t he homeless? Where exactly did that letter go to…? So, he’ll know about this how? And next time he comes in? Well still call the police, and since he’s been “given” a warning, they can act further. Actually it turns out that the police are currently frustrated because a judge stuffed up a bail issue with this guy; he’s meant to be in jail not roaming around being an idiot. But I guess that’s another story.


What a goose

I always understood that saying, ‘what a goose’, to be an insult, as in to be a bit of a dill, or a duffer, or any of the other vague sayings that we’ve corrupted into terms of gentle abuse.

But after tracking and photographing Cape Barren Geese on Phillip Island on Monday (8th) I no longer think of geese, at least this species of goose, as stupid. They are so beautiful with amazing detail to their feathers, and form such great families.

Well, okay, with one exception:


That moment when one parent looks across the road to the other parent and thinks, ‘oh its not that far’…and yep, the edge of the road is just there

And maybe a second:


“I think we can make it” – this happened right on peak traffic time when every person that is going to the Penguin Parade is arriving at the Nobbies!

And the clinger, so maybe my point it lost at this moment:


“Come on kids!”


And just like that, I get turned into the crazy (well that’s nothing new) lady stopping traffic for ducks! Well geese, but the same applies!!!


Luckily the traffic is slow and expecting this kind of interruption, and they did cross pretty quickly


Nearly there, quickly quickly!


And safely across to meet up with the other parent!

But they’re still beautiful.

They just need to learn to live and eat somewhere more removed from cars.

Can you see the pleasure that can be derived from bird watching? I highly recommend it.

And the satisfaction of getting the photo isn’t bad either, although these were all marred a bit because it was raining at the time. Yes, I was standing in the rain (without an umbrella cos I didn’t really think it through!) holding up traffic while little tiny puff balls crossed the road! What has happened to me??